Friday, October 24, 2008

Here's something you don't see every day:

My roommate and I ran to Wal-mart today (not literally, mind you. She has a broken foot). Walking up to the store, we smelled something. Call me naive, but while I know it was something illegal, I can't put a name to it. I shrugged my shoulders and thought, well, we're in Jackson (though it can happen anywhere. People don't call Maple Woods "Maple Weeds" for nothing.)
Half a second later, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye: a woman walking out of the store just as we were entering it. Yet this was no ordinary woman. It was a shirtless woman. Yes, my friends, I saw a woman without a shirt on, walking out of Wal-Mart today. No one else seemed to notice, however. I can understand that the drugs, while wrong, may go unnoticed. But a shirtless woman in Wal-Mart... She (quickly) continued on her way while we entered the store, confused and slightly disturbed.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

please tell me you were at the ridgeland walmart... because there's a story waiting to be told everytime you enter that store...

Hannah said...

wow... was there a full moon out that night? ;)
From my time working at wal-mart, I have never seen a shirtless woman.
You have topped the strange things witnessed at wal-mart! ( for now)
:)

Allison said...

somehow this doesn't surprise me one bit. oh the thing's you'll see in mississippi.